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Wednesday, February 11, 2009
In class
To preserve some level of mental health and wellness, I am going to utilize this time of entrapment in a large room with a man talking about things that are not within the category of of learning nor within the category of interesting considering I've been in this room for several hours and he is talking about things at a surface level that were moderately interesting at a deep level last semester and are therefore neither novel nor enjoyable to hear again at this time when my shoulders ache and my brain is sleeping and his suit is a very generic black with a red tie and noone else in this room is wearing anything interesting or doing anything interesting with the exception of Julie who is doing a crossword or something and Karina is scribing every word and I am blogging and this blog is really going to be a bore to re-read someday...
He has even sucked away my interest in lobster sperm.
Yes folks, I am classed out. And it's only wednesday after one month of semester 2 of year 2.
Can you believe that bulls need their eyes to be effective at reproduction? Wow. Who knew. Tell me more. Make me sit here longer so I can learn more.
What else is there to talk about... hmm... I swear my creativity is purposefully being sucked away by aliens in a cooperative experiement between CSU and the aliens. They are taking it all out of our brains and using it to fuel a planet-destroying space station and when they have enough fuel all of the boring professors involved in the dark and evil plan will get beamed up and the rest of us will be blown up as the test-run for the planet-destroyer that will then move on to conquer the rest of the universe.
Bryce is still good. He has most of the fruits of the spirit and exhibits all but three definitions of charitable character. The remaining three are hard to figure out without reading his mind. Either way he's far ahead of me.
In this class I have learned that dogs have a very large prostate. But I learned that 2 weeks ago so do be fooled into thinking I learned something while sitting here listening to the endless drone.
I have actually been working pretty hard on my optomistic attitude. No I'm not joking. It's getting better. Amidst this grand sea of boredom I know it will surely be better next year, and boredom does not necessarily mean that I lack interest in veterinary medicine and have wasted time and resources and am doomed to vocation burn-out. All will be well in time. Actually in about 1 minute when I'm out of this class. Off to the USDA. They found some white powder there yesterday that apparently was not dangerous. People mailing splenda around or something.
WOOOOOOOOOO FREEEEE!!!!
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He has even sucked away my interest in lobster sperm.
Yes folks, I am classed out. And it's only wednesday after one month of semester 2 of year 2.
Can you believe that bulls need their eyes to be effective at reproduction? Wow. Who knew. Tell me more. Make me sit here longer so I can learn more.
What else is there to talk about... hmm... I swear my creativity is purposefully being sucked away by aliens in a cooperative experiement between CSU and the aliens. They are taking it all out of our brains and using it to fuel a planet-destroying space station and when they have enough fuel all of the boring professors involved in the dark and evil plan will get beamed up and the rest of us will be blown up as the test-run for the planet-destroyer that will then move on to conquer the rest of the universe.
Bryce is still good. He has most of the fruits of the spirit and exhibits all but three definitions of charitable character. The remaining three are hard to figure out without reading his mind. Either way he's far ahead of me.
In this class I have learned that dogs have a very large prostate. But I learned that 2 weeks ago so do be fooled into thinking I learned something while sitting here listening to the endless drone.
I have actually been working pretty hard on my optomistic attitude. No I'm not joking. It's getting better. Amidst this grand sea of boredom I know it will surely be better next year, and boredom does not necessarily mean that I lack interest in veterinary medicine and have wasted time and resources and am doomed to vocation burn-out. All will be well in time. Actually in about 1 minute when I'm out of this class. Off to the USDA. They found some white powder there yesterday that apparently was not dangerous. People mailing splenda around or something.
WOOOOOOOOOO FREEEEE!!!!
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